Say what?

What's Bronte saying?  We have no idea, owing to our lack of Japanese language skills.  It's probably something really boring like "Pop by and drink some nice coffee" or "Hi, could you tell me the way to the Hauptbahnhof, bitte?"

Any better suggestions?

Let us know.  We don't really care what it really says, we're more interested in exploring your humorous side.

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Bronte would just like to add that it is the first time in her life she's been given her own speech bubble and she quite likes it.  Makes her feel like Batman.  KA-POW!