Calling funny board-writing-people (and win free lunch)
Calling all budding pun-makers.
We thought it might be fun to ask you guys to help with the infamous A-board outside during the festive season.
We’ve got so many wonderful on-liners, from Please Speak up We’re Hard of Herring to We don’t sell Swedes, but some of us are. Free meatball for all Nudists, Bun Jour, Bjorn Borg is Pants and so on.
Any good ones that would be good for the festive season? Such as Enjoying the rein, deer? You get the picture.
If we use your pun on the board outside the shop, you get free lunch. Yeps, free lunch.
And the best pun of the season gets a nice present, too – as well as free lunch.
Rules: first person to submit a pun owns it (sometimes, great minds think alike and we get doubles). Puns must be about the festive season – think Yule, jul, santa, reindeer, mistletoe, Scandinavia, snow, north pole etc. If we've already got the pun in our balck book of puns, then sorry, it doesn't count.
We look forward to your board puns.
Keep’ em coming from now till mid December, please.